February 2012
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So I started writing this stupid idea and realized I needed to address Quinn’s accident and it kinda became something different than when I started and fuck I just started crying at something I wrote and help someone take the keyboard away.
BUT yeah.
I didn’t know I had Quinn feels until um…. well I wrote this.
Oops.
(By the way… lots of spoilers for known episodes...
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The idea of Darren in a Mupet movie.
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Watch
Higher quality video of Darren and Kermit’s duet
mishaphilia:
wow
imagine if robert downey jr and benedict cumberbatch did some sort of quick sherlock holmes gig on the red carpet
posing with deerstalkers
arriving in a horse-drawn carriage
smoking some pipes
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crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
Also all the older ladies were like
Omg weight loss
Omg lose dress sizes
Omg skinny is the only way
An I was like bitches please no one in this wedding is smaller than a 18.
I am in the middle of an emotional upheaval.
My oldest childhood friend put on her wedding dress today. And I put on her veil.
Oh god I’m one of those weepy women now that cries at weddings. No. I need not be. I am the numb emotional void in the group of bridesmaids. That’s my job.
Help.
someone take photoshop away from me srsly
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So “Darren’s tumblr.”
Hmm.
So there is a 5k in Kansas City in June
who wants to meet up with me and do it yeah
we can meet each other
and then get all panty and sweaty and covered in a rainbow
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1612th:
it scares me how impermanent all my internet friendships are like you could just delete and i’d never see you again in my life or hear from you ever again and that makes me really sad
Dear Glee people,
Help me find Hudson-Hummel fics.
Love,
Me
P.S. No really okay reblog this with links all the links GIVE ME ALL THE LINKS TO ALL THE FICS
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arachnerd:
rufiozuko:
John: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk.
ummm… what am I reading?
Ok, I’m trusting you guys, I’ll read on…
oh my god
please no…..
When I was younger I pulled/tore the ligaments in my left ankle. So now my left ankle does the following things:
Hurt when I wear a heel higher than flat.
Give out after 8+ hours of standing up on it.
Goes to sleep if the tiniest bit of weight is on it… not like standing but like… I stuff my foot under my dog when it’s cold and it goes to sleep.
I can’t kick in the...
hyliam:
if the gen 5 pokemon were released in 1998 you all would not have had a problem with them
Yes I would have. I would have had to catch them all. But back then I only had to worry about 150.
Well I never realized that Ben Edlund wrote for Firefly. Hmm explains a bunch.
I just learned my parents are looking at real estate on my side of the state.
Idk how I feel about this just yet.
Seriously. Thought the two of them were in their dream home. Only been there… 10 years or so.
I hate doing my own toenails but I hate naked toenails more but I don’t want to spend $20 bucks for a tiny bit of paint.
So bad pedicure it is.
pagesinked replied to your post: This is a mess and a half omfg.
hayy lol I use that same top coat with the blue lid.
It’s cheap and it does the job!!
Take a Sad Song and Make It Better.: Blangst: I... →
spookyclaire:
Title: I Did
Summary: “I know we’re a little dramatic sometimes, but I don’t think anyone would ever consider taking their own life.” There was a pause. Blaine felt like they were all waiting for him to talk, to admit it. He knew they weren’t, but something inside him…
kurtana:
kurt hummel has a girl between his legs
can’t say that very often
avrilludgate:
Little Numbers - BOY
juiceboxandlove:
thanksdc:
darren literally has more pictures with kermit than with chris.
no but when you really come to think about it darren criss got more pictures with a fucking hand puppet than a human being who is supposedly his co-star/best friend/had his tongue in his mouth for more than fifty takes for two years now.
I wonder what I would look like blonde
Pushups suck
blaineandersons:
the one time chris drunk tweeted
akitron:
justaguywitharrows:
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richterwife:
i feel bad for people with roomates
it must be hard to masturbate
It’s my understanding that about 50% of the population need things to be hard in order to masturbate.
you just close your door and keep it quiet mang
I think they were talking about actually sharing your /bedroom/ with another person.
And yes. It is...
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durncriss:
kurtana:
juiceboxandlove:
carsonphillips:
I wonder if Chris has ever drunk texted.
#”IM FUCKINH ROYALYUTYU BTHCES”
#BWO TNODWN OT THE KINDG OFG GAY
#YOUG MGITH THINK YORUE BETTER THAN ME BUT I HAVE AF UCKING GOLDEN GLOB EYFOU FSCKS
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richterwife:
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heard ya like to masturbate
richterwife:
i feel bad for people with roomates
it must be hard to masturbate
It’s my understanding that about 50% of the population need things to be hard in order to masturbate.
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Will someone burp me?
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“As far as I know, my mom is the closest thing to a perfect person.”
– Darren Criss (translated from here)
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Take a Sad Song and Make It Better.: Being Born Is... →
wowbright:
Title: Being Born Is the Hardest Thing Rating: PG-13 Characters: Kurt/Blaine, Burt Hummel, Mrs. Anderson, David Karofsky Spoilers: 3.14 (“On My Way”) Word Count: 2,881 Warnings: Triggers that appeared in the episode, one instance of homophobic language, one instance of…
You may have a lot of things going on in your life but what happens when not one of those things seems worth it?
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I hate myself.