aos is on tonight but i really don’t want to watch anymore television tonight
i ended up watching season one episodes of aos inSTEAD
random wish list for age of ultron: clint, post a hulk out moment, to complain about the lack of pickles in the tower, and sometime later in the movie for bruce to burp and say “ew when did I eat pickles?”
it’d be such an easy running joke and a nod to the cartoon like
it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here
achilles is that kid who takes gym class too seriously
#hector throws a ball directly at achilles who is momentarily distracted by agamemnon talking shit about him #and as he moves to confront agamemnon the ball shoots past him and hits patroclus right in the face #patrcolus falls to the ground in slow motion as achilles watches in horror #MMMM WHATCHA SAYYY (via)
Rewatching season one of aos and KNOWING that everything they are up against was Hydra like
They were fighting Hydra before ANYONE ELSE was fighting Hydra can we just
I mean, I know other things in the “bad stuff” that SHIELD fought was Hydra too but like
they were fighting Hydra
with three babies and a plane
Joe Russo: Our process a lot of times is film geekdom and I think it was Stravinsky who said, “Good musicians don’t borrow, they steal.” Well, we steal a lot. And this is Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back getting tortured. I remember being eleven or twelve in the theater watching him scream as they walked away and thinking, “Oh my God, that’s horrifying.”
Anthony Russo: Our innovation was to remove his shirt.
- Captain America: The Winter Soldier Blu-ray Audio Commentary
okay i thought so
marvel entertainment disney marvel or
okay so everyone’s making “steve rogers freaks out the media with his rampant progressivism” posts but
imagine bruce banner
bruce banner, who has lived in poverty, who has been an undocumented worker, who has seen what happens in sweatshops in india and greenhouses in colombia, fighting to dismantle capitalism and take down the exploitive conditions that come with it
bruce banner, who isn’t doing anything with the massive salary tony pays him for “R&D work” (actually just him and tony in the lab but, hey, tony likes giving people stuff even if they don’t particularly want or need it) so he spends it all on a fund for abused children and personally hires lawyers and therapists for them because maybe he can’t have kids of his own but he can make damn sure that no one goes through what he went through
bruce banner, who fights against climate change and fracking and tapping national parks for resources, and tony ends up making a whole campaign around it called “go green with hulk” which bruce gets very annoyed by but “it tested well with focus groups, jolly green” so it goes through anyway and becomes massively popular
bruce going a little green around the pupils if someone so much as breathes the word “autism” and “vaccine” in the same sentence (and more than a little green if they insinuate that having an autistic child is a bad thing)
bruce fighting for universal health care
bruce working to destigmatize mental illness
bruce hulking out on the set of fox & friends (which predictably becomes a meme)
bruce. fucking. banner.
Deadpool belongs to fox, right? Not Marvel
So can like an archer named “Cliff” with the exact same personality of Clint show up or
Steve and Thor sitting down to watch Star Wars and being like
"Thor, is Jane a twin?"
"I did not THINK so."
This project was rougher than I estimated it to be.
And I have to do it all again with the color at some point over the next few days