Serious question I need an answer to without judgment
How do you wash pillows without them becoming lumpy
i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
Think about those baby demons
T H I N K A B O U T T H E M
Favourite People: Jason Bateman
↳ "There was a time in my life - it was a solid two and a half years - that I went commando, and for some reason those two and a half years are the exact two and a half years of Arrested Development. So, in every episode you see of Arrested Development I want you to know that beneath the khakis there is nothing but skin and a little bit of hair."
You were my everything,
which, upon reflection,
was probably the problem.
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
Okay but like girl attraction should have been more obvious to me than it was because like
Women’s long, bouncy, voluminous, hair.
My brain isn’t shutting up.
One minute sad thoughts about actors dying the next anger about a conversation that happened three weeks ago and the next a goal to be publicly violent
Little goal: call someone being a complete dorito crumb dill pickle to someone in public a “fuck nugget” to their face.
dean’s the guy who, after a long day of hunting gods, ghosts, or monsters, walks in the front door of his home and immediately takes off his pants