Captain Adorable (◕‿◕✿)
#the context of all of these is so hilarious to me #1. his dumbass awkward ‘do you fondue?’ #2. his dumbass awkward ‘Haha right. Married. We’re getting married’ #3. I WANT YOUR APPROVAL — shot down #4. pride at his own ability to pretend shoot a toy gun #5. his dumbass flirting #6. I WANT YOUR APPROVAL — shot down (parte deux) (via kehinki)
Me: Congrats on the new baby!
Me: Do you want a boy or a girl?
Brother: A boy. There are too many girls around here right now.
Me: Then it’s going to be a girl.
Brother: (basically this face)
This trapped animal look was awful. That’s not the Winter Soldier. That’s the scared little kid he turns into when he’s confused and in pain. Because the Winter Soldier is a machine. But when the scrap of Bucky that’s still in there starts banging around, the machine goes fetal and he just reverts to this child like thing.
And he knows there’s no help coming. There’s no extraction or exfil plan for the Winter Soldier. He gets himself out or he goes down with the ship. And he’s failed at his mission, so he’s probably expecting Steve to kill him here. He can’t understand why Steve saves him. He’s scared and he’s confused and he’s angry and he doesn’t like feeling any of these things because he doesn’t understand them at all and he liked it better when he didn’t have to feel them.
Oh god this hurts me on a fundamental level because I am convinced that Bucky never really stops wishing for the old days. Like, he comes back to Steve and Natasha and he is a person again, but when it gets intense and the nightmares are too much and he’s already called Sam three or four times to talk about it (because Sam doesn’t understand everything, but Sam knows how to talk to soldiers with PTSD and Bucky Barnes has got a RAGING case of it) he just wishes for Pierce to show up and put him in the chair and tell him it will be fine and just take it all away. Because being a thing is easy but being a person is too, too hard.
Wow I am seriously breaking the fuck up with you.
“Steve? Can you hear me? Are you ok? ”
“Yes, Tony, I’m fine… but I hate staying inside this thing.”
“Hold on, I’m coming there, baby.”
“Please, hurry up… my nose itches…”
Also it was great we went to dinner after the movie, right? And my dad was like “Aww yeah Emily from Revenge being a love interest”
And I said “you mean, Peggy’s niece?”
And he was like “wait what?” and got all defensive for Peggy and it was real cute.
some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why
One did that to me while I was at Hastings with my dad. We were in separate aisles and the dude asked me and my dad came around the corner and bellows “WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY BABY GIRL?!” I swear the guy pissed himself.
My dad is the dad that would be like “so, when’s the wedding?” to every guy ever.
That’s his intimidation routine.
"When are you getting married?"
The new face of the NYPD is perfectly embodied by Brooklyn’s own Jake Peralta, who cowers behind his desk all day like the true hair bag that he is. The old guard would have eaten a guy like Peralta by breakfast and unloaded him by lunch.
#and at this moment i fell to the ground a broken crying mess of feels#HE’S SO PROUD OF PERALTA AND PERALTA IS SO HAPPY TO HAVE HIS APPROVAL#LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SMILE SHIT#but listen peralta IDOLIZED jimmy brogan and was so ecstatic to be ‘accepted’ by him#and was probably still reeling/crushed from realizing that brogan was a piece of shit#LOOK AT THE FORTH GIF#he’s got this little lost puppy look in his eyes and then he looks down and smiles so softly#I’M GONNA FLING MYSELF INTO THE SUN#HE’S FOUND A NEW HERO AND IT IS CAPTAIN RAY HOLT#LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE THE FEELS ARE SO INTENSE I’M DONE EVERYTHING IS TOO MUCH( plaidandredlipstick )
My favorites are the ones who think they’re right and want to argue it but also really, really want to fuck me so they pretend they aren’t that interested when in reality they are seething.
I had that once. We argued and he was a jerk and it resulted in googling something and me winning and him sulking off calling me a “know it all c*nt* and then coming back and then he asked for a phone number. My cousin (male cousin who was with me) was completely flabbergasted like “seriously did he just do that?” and then my other cousin (female) was like “yep welcome to being a girl.”
It was horrible.
I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known. Don’t know where it goes but there’s all these dudebros and I hate them all. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah.
*holds up lighter*
this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.
THERE WAS A LITTLE BOY IN THE THEATER SITTING NEXT TO ME.
He said “I got a movie ticket in my Easter basket and mom said I could pick the movie so I picked Captain America and mom said it might be too old for me but that’s dumb because I’m six!”
AND HE HAD A CAPTAIN AMERICA SHIRT LIKE THE LITTLE BOY IN THE MUSEUM IN THE MOVIE HAD
and he was like “DAD DAD I HAVE THAT SHIRT” and he said it really loud and his dad was trying to shush him and it was sooo cute
He was SO EXCITED during the elevator scene he was like “THAT’S SO COOOOOOOL”
And when Steve and Natasha kissed he went “EWWWW” and a bunch of people laughed.
It was really great omg.
I feel like I’ve been in the comic book world/fandom for only few months, maybe a year now, and (other than to internet folks and people like my parents) I’ve pretty much done nothing except have to constantly prove that I’m reading comics to people.
It’s already exhausting.
Glasses up to the ladies that have done this for y e a r s.